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    Elvie Mae Parian

    Elvie is an animator by day and tries too hard to be everything else by nightfall. Feel free to join her in screaming about anime and wholesome animal pics as she puts off what she should be really doing at @lvmaeparian.

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  • The Savage Beard of She Dwarf Is a Colorful Adventure

    The Savage Beard of She Dwarf Is a Colorful Adventure0

    Believing herself to be the last dwarf in existence, She Dwarf is determined to find the lost dwarven city of Dammerung. Many obstacles will interrupt this arduous journey, but She Dwarf is inspired by thoughts of her late mother’s heroism. Gaining both allies and enemies along the way, will finding Dammerung bring the answers she

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  • The Artemis Fowl Movie Is What No One Wanted and More

    The Artemis Fowl Movie Is What No One Wanted and More0

    This review contains spoilers for Artemis Fowl (2020). Fifteen years ago, if I was told that an Artemis Fowl movie adaptation was definitely going to happen, I would have been incredibly excited. But after seeing what I just saw, in this holy year of 2020, I’m not sure I would have wanted this.

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  • Rick and Morty Go to Hell Is Exactly What It Says On the Bill

    Rick and Morty Go to Hell Is Exactly What It Says On the Bill0

    Rick and Morty somehow landed themselves in what literally looks like to be Hell. All signs point to Morty that this might actually be the real deal while Rick continues to vehemently deny it. As the two find themselves stuck in another hairy place, what sort of shenanigans will Rick drag Morty into again in

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  • She Kills Barely Started and It’s Already Awful

    She Kills Barely Started and It’s Already Awful0

    Content warning: This work contains depictions of violence and suggestions of sexual violence. A Tongva Native American woman who goes by the name of She Kills lives within the lawless, dangerous territory of Los Angeles, where only mobs and violence rule. She Kills struggles to fend off many evils while having to protect her young

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