Holy shit! Yes! Sailor Scout-themed pads that promise to keep you “ultra-safe until morning.”

They’re on limited issue, it seems, which is a terrible shame. Sailor Moon and her girls wear white leotards under miniskirts every day of the month: these products have made one heck of a period promise. Frolicking on the beach? Running through a cornfield? Punishing fools in the name of the moon?

These things can’t always wait until your uterus isn’t chatty.