It’s Marvel Monday, kids! Today’s news is a real puzzler:
Q: Who in the holy hell is going to play Dr. Strange?
- Tom Hardy – nope wait he’s going to be Apocalypse maybe
- Colin Farrell
- Ryan Gosling
- Pedro Pascal, in my dreams and fantasies
Joaquin Phoenix- Keanu Reeves
- Ewan McGregor
- Bernadact Cumberpatch
- Literally any white actor in Hollywood
Seriously, Marvel needs to announce an actor soon, because I am pretty sure that the next round of Strange casting rumors will feature my dog. Not that Pazuzu wouldn’t make a rad Stephen.
BREAKING: FEMALE COMICS FAN WHO HAPPENS TO WORK FOR MARVEL STUDIOS WANTS A FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE MORE AT 11
I still don’t exactly understand how Superior Iron Man Tony Stark is any different from the regular run-of-the-mill douchenozzle Tony Stark that we’ve always known and begrudgingly loved, but I guess he is, somehow. Anyway, here’s a preview.
Marvel continues to relaunch old titles, which makes me think they are up to something. What tricks are you planning, Marvel?!
Ivy, if only they wanted someone with a slightly younger look: Gabriel Garcia Bernal!