• Diary of a Pathfinder Sex Idiot: The Goodest Boy in the Galaxy

    Diary of a Pathfinder Sex Idiot: The Goodest Boy in the Galaxy0

    RYDER FINALLY GOT LAID, Y’ALL. But, ahem, I’m probably getting a little ahead of myself here. After what felt like an eternity of flirting awkwardly, making my feelings known, taking him on every mission in the hopes of impressing him when I managed to use my jetpack successfully, I finally triggered the romance for Good

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  • Diary of a Pathfinder Sex Idiot: Sex Trap in the Sexcape Pod

    Diary of a Pathfinder Sex Idiot: Sex Trap in the Sexcape Pod0

    THINGS ARE HAPPENING, FOLKS. Evil genocidal aliens have been killed, alliances have been made, and my crew are finally starting to trust me more. That means, naturally, some of my little sexy chickens are coming home to roost. It has resulted in some … interesting dilemmas, as it would for anyone with 600 years of

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  • Diaries of a Pathfinder Sex Idiot: Flirtroductions

    Diaries of a Pathfinder Sex Idiot: Flirtroductions0

    Welcome to the first installment of Diaries of a Pathfinder Sex Idiot! In case this is not obvious, this is my personal account of my adventures in Mass Effect: Andromeda romance storylines, quite frankly my favourite part of any Mass Effect game. My Pathfinder, Fiona, has been in cryo for 600 years, and she didn’t

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  • Mass Effect: Andromeda – Seeing Myself in Another Galaxy

    Mass Effect: Andromeda – Seeing Myself in Another Galaxy0

    Vetra, Drack, Peebee, Jaal, Cora, Liam … That is my present list of favourite party members in order for Mass Effect: Andromeda, roughly 80 hours in. You think this will be about Vetra? You would be incorrect. Whilst I can rant on how Vetra’s character is woefully neglected in spite of her badassery, how Jaal’s emotional openness

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