Earlier today, Marvel announced that Michael Douglas will play Hank “Ant Man” Pym, alongside Paul “Ant Man Jr.” Rudd, in the upcoming Wet Hot Ant Man Summer. No word on their stinging but sexy sidekicks/love interests, Wasp and Jessica Jones.

Wasp sucked too hard for Avengers and Jessica Jones sucks so much she doesn’t have a superhero name, so this reporter is just fine with Wet Hot Ant Man Summer being jampacked with all dude action. 

Marvel provided this publicity still:

Who is that charming young thing clinging to Pym’s arm? Who cares.
doug-man vs spider
A more important question is, who’s playing the spider in this incredible action shot?