In not so shocking news, the winner of last week’s Wonder Wouldn’t poll was Frank Miller. Out of our way, sperm bank! He’s the person you’d least like to see attached to a Wonder Woman movie in any way shape or form. And with good reason. Here’s Wonder Woman from Frank Miller’s carnival of horrors, All Star Batman and Robin:

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On to this week’s poll. You may have heard that Toronto is having some problems. Some mayoral problems. Some crack tape problems. It’s possible that the epic tale of extortion, drug abuse and haunted houses has made your local news. I think it might have.

haunted rob ford

Still backtracking this image, but it’s beautiful, isn’t it?

In honour of this (tragically) comic-book-worthy story, I thought we could float some possible candidates. See if you think they’re viable.

Ok, let’s do this.

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